We left for Peterhof early in the morning. The guests dozed in the back seat, and we talked about how sweetly we slept.
“Nobody attacked all night!”
Nobody slept on my head!
— Awesome. I have a plan! When they leave, we’ll put it in the luggage. — Gentlemen lawyers! Sasha suggested it!
— Will not work. Starts screaming. Break out. It won’t go unnoticed! But can we agree?
We looked doubtfully at the sleeping guys.
— They won’t. Sasha sighed.
“They won’t take it.” I agreed. — But you can give the cat sleeping pills, go tie it up, the gag is there and all that. Or that… that…
— Great idea! Sasha rejoiced. — How did you sleep! Well, how did you sleep!
— Yeah.
Good thing we bought tickets online. Otherwise, the cat would not have waited for us for dinner. The line stretched for a kilometer, at least. We put on masks, passed the turnstile and went for a walk. Peterhof is beautiful and the weather was good.
Sampson is good, isn’t it)) And the sun is blinding. We wandered for a long time. We took pictures at each fountain, as usual)) The guests, despite the lack of sleep, ran ahead of us. Here it is, youth!
Then we returned home to rest a bit. For the evening we have «Night Saxophone». The ship «Maria» will take us to ride along the Neva and watch the drawing of bridges to the sound of a live saxophone. The beauty.
“Maybe we’ll watch the movie for now?” Anton suggested.
“Urururu?!” The cat took his place in an instant.
“Do you also want to watch a movie?” Natasha was touched.
And this rogue got on her knees. Ururu, Mururu, and even got to kiss. Here is a vile traitor! I didn’t translate that he was begging Marvel like that.
I gestured to Sasha, knock out the cat and hide it in a suitcase. Sasha nodded in agreement and we shook hands.
Meanwhile, the guys chose some kind of horror movie.
— Nerves to tickle.
Ha. Bad fucking idea. I drew the curtains. Let there be complete immersion. The cat wandered a little on the sofa and, judging sensibly, settled in the middle. Just between Sasha and Natasha)))
The movie was really creepy. We were frightened, shuddered, the cat grumbled. Cursing as usual. And then he completely left, barking at us goodbye.
You know those moments in movies? When everything freezes, the screen goes dark and you know something terrible is about to happen. The screen dimmed to gray and a demonic creature jumped out of the darkness at the viewer. We shuddered. And then they yelled together. Because the creature really jumped out and was now sitting on the table. Oh how we screamed! Someone rushed to the curtain, someone to the switch. Natasha and I were shouting the loudest. Sasha came to his senses first. And he took the cat in his arms, sorry. We just spat, clutching at hearts. Well, horror! You can’t think of a more effective appearance!
The cat, of course, stroked. They gave me stress. My heart almost stopped, and there is still a whole adventure ahead! And someone has to tell the cat that we’re leaving now!
