Actually, I always have a rubber band in my bathroom. Lies in one of the «anti-cat» boxes. But on Sunday I put things in order …. Let’s not hee-hee, for sure the cat was dragged away under the guise! Basically, she disappeared.
Spinning the pedals yesterday. The cat sat on the cabinet under the TV and looked at me. He looked the way only cats can look. Disdainful and haughty. Not only did it interfere with watching the movie, it also seriously shook my self-esteem. When I stopped, covered in foam and soap, he squinted even more contemptuously, leaned forward.
— Myayayauu! — He issued a verdict and left with his tail up.
Well, everything is clear, my place is behind the plinth. And in general, he is disappointed in me.
— Hey, I feed you! — I was indignant.
The cat slowed down its march and smoothly changed route. I looked into the empty bowl.
— Murrau?!?!- Where?!?! He was rightly indignant, and once more, just in case, examined the empty bowl.
I stuck my tongue out at him and went to the bathroom. It was then that it turned out that the gum was gone.
“Damn it, where did you put her?!?!” I was indignant, searching all the boxes.
The cat was watching me from the sink. He licked his paws. I guess for show, but he just giggled at me.
Okay! She twisted her hair into a bundle and stabbed it with eyeliner. I washed myself, and when I got out of the bathroom, he fell out. Well, don’t be scared!
The cat sat in the sink with an extremely displeased look. Of course, she crawled out and let’s splash. I dried off, got dressed, put cream on my face. Find a pencil, otherwise it will be too late. I looked around. There is none on the floor. And where?! Not in the corners, not under the sink, not in the toilet (what else could I do?!), not in the cat litter boxes (there are two of them after the dacha! 
), not in the cat’s basin, not in the bath itself!
— Kooot!!!!????
“Ururu?” The cat replied with the most honest look. I was sure that in his soul he laughed at me with a devilish laugh. Boo-ha-ha-ha, not otherwise!
I checked the only place I haven’t looked yet. Under the cat
— Urururu Mururu Oooo!!! — Get Your Wet Hands Immediately!!! And a couple of affectionate after.
— Give me the pencil! — I demanded. — You have such amazing eyes!
While arguing with the cat, I did not notice that Sasha had come.
— And that no one meets !!! — he shouted from the threshold, and the cat and I rushed to the race to complain about each other.
— Ururu Mururu!!- Finally AppearedCalm Your Woman!!!!
— He stole my pencil !!! — I blocked the path of the shaggy one and complained first.
— Mazonkin!! Return it immediately! — Sasha demanded, putting things in the closet.
Oh, how the cat screamed! He can’t stand that tone! The tone in which I demand something from a poor little cat is completely unacceptable for his pride. The cry was for half an hour!
“Just give it all!!” I demanded.
— Ururumuuuu!!!
— This is my pencil!!!
— Ururu Mururu!!!!
Sasha managed to have dinner and sit down at the computer, but we were still fighting. We argued until I locked myself in the bedroom. Laid down. Somehow it’s not convenient … Damn it !! The pencil got tangled in my hair.
The cat broke into the room. He yelled and shook the door. I heard Sasha walking towards him. I was seized by a primal fear of being caught in the act of a crime. Panic. Horror. Together. I quickly hid the pencil in the closet.
All night the cat tried to get in there. He used to do this before, but now … on the thief and the hat is on fire?) So they say) that’s exactly how I felt!
Of course, she gave the cat treats. But he still looks at me somehow not friendly.
