Yesterday I bought Sasha a cat in the car))
I came home late, in full confidence that Sasha was already at home. But it was not there.
— Went to apply. Rest. I soon.
— Well, okay.
I put the cat on Sasha’s table and tidied up a bit. I put dinner in the oven. She sighed, and yet ironed all Sasha’s shirts and T-shirts. I can’t stand ironing. It’s terribly inconvenient without an ironing board. Also, Skizi, like a troll, mocks me all the time. I just iron it, he sits on it. Having fought until midnight, I took a nap on the sofa. I thought Skeezy slept next to me the whole time!
Sasha came around two.
— Get up, go to bed, your neck will numb again. He lightly patted my head.
«Ururu!» Skeezy grumbled discontentedly. As if he had already told me this, but I did not listen! Shaggy toady.
I got up, my neck was really stiff. Our sofa is just wonderful when sitting on it, but too soft when sleeping.
— Oh, how cool! — Sasha was clearly delighted. — Sorry, no eggs.
What?! I didn’t even know what he was talking about. I looked back. In the hands of a toy cat.
In terms of?! They were!! Yes, all the charm of this cat is in them !!
I stepped closer. And it’s true. Gone! And it’s like it never happened.
“Skiziiii!” I called.
We set up a confrontation. Skizi sat in Sasha’s arms, and I showed him the toy.
“Do you know?!” I asked sternly.
“Ururu…” the cat drawled indefinitely.
— Mazonkin, confess! Did you steal the cat’s eggs? — Sashka asked menacingly.
Here the inquiry was interrupted, because I neighed like a horse. Sasha released the cat and laughed too.
— Ururu Mururu Uuuu !!! — Skizi was offended and cursed us menacingly.
“Maybe they weren’t there?” Sasha asked when we looked under the sofa, in the cat tray, in shoes, in the garbage, in a word, everywhere.
I already doubted. Maybe it really wasn’t? Maybe it’s a girl? Yes, they were…
— Skizi, give me the eggs, for good! — I demanded, as seriously as possible. And went into hysterics again.
We laughed so hard that I even began to hiccup. Went to get some water. On the way I saw the package in which I brought the toy. I decided to throw it away and out of habit, looked inside. Eggs. Lie together with the check.
— The cat is solemnly declared not guilty of stealing personal belongings! I announced.
— Ururuuu! — The cat spoke out with a mat. If I could, I would twist it at the temple))) he already doesn’t have a big opinion about our minds, but after yesterday …
I, of course, sewed the prichindaly.
Then we neighed for a long time, and could not sleep. Of course they overslept. Now a question. Are cat nuts a big reason for being late for work? I overslept because I was looking for eggs all night. I thought my cat ate them, but it turned out not to be. I won’t do that again!
