On Thursday we finally welcomed the guests! The previous Wednesday evening, I tried to quickly clean up
I cleaned up, and the cat walked on the heels and yelled. This strange aunt asked me to behave!
“Tomorrow, at seven in the morning, we are going to the station to meet the guests!” I said.
— Ururuuu? — What the hell, more guests ?! The cat screamed.
— Sasha’s sister with her husband.
— Uruuu?!
— Be young!!
— Ururuuu?!
— You, and who else? Don’t shame us!!
-Uuuuu!!!
The cat ran to Sasha, thought I was joking. The husband took the cat’s armpit and came up to me.
-Skizi, be smart!
— Ururuuuuu … — The cat, not expecting such a set-up, yelled even more pitifully.
— Well, cat! They won’t touch your scratching post! Sasha admonished him.
— Ururuuuu! — The cat jumped up, but quickly wilted and began to scream again. — urruuuuu, muuuruuu.
— And the tray is not touched! And yet, maybe they will start feeding!
I furtively showed Sasha a fist. No feeding! The cat again rounded like a bun. Cracks like crazy! (Yesterday, I ate all the apples! Sour, I took it for a pie! And he ate it, an asshole!) And you can’t transfer arrows to your grandmother! Although we feed twice, as usual … Suspicious!
— Uruurururuuu! — The cat spoke out and turned away. The face is dissatisfied, as if the guests had already gone to his tray.
-Mazonkin! — I took up the vacuum cleaner. So the cat is afraid of him, like fire. But not in Sasha’s arms. I raised my voice menacingly. — If you again start to build a Kazan orphan from yourself, or write to someone in slippers, I don’t know what I will do with you!
— Ururuuu ruru! — I swear, he wanted to argue with me, and even was going to stick his tongue out at me!
— You know what! — I was indignant. Instead of cleaning up quickly and going to bed early, I’m here bickering with a cat! “If you mess something up, I don’t even know what!!”
And without waiting for an answer, she turned on the vacuum cleaner. He screamed like a thousand devils. He roared, and in a matter of seconds he ate a thin scarlet belt, which the cat had recently chosen for his toys. I quickly turned it off, hoping to catch it, but it was too late…
— Meow … — The cat drawled in confusion. With what eyes he looked at me!! Square, full of superstitious horror… — Myayayauu?!
Aha! I immediately remembered how decent cats talk!
He wriggled out of Sasha’s hands and hesitantly touched the vacuum cleaner with his paw.
— Ururuu?! — He looked at Sasha with round eyes in surprise.
— No ururu! — I showed Sasha my fist so as not to laugh. — A good example?
-Uruuu…
-Here and shake your mustache !!
The cat, a little discouraged, wandered into the bedroom. Whether sticking needles into my voodoo doll, or just moaning a little. So what?! He always shames us! Now at least think about it!!
