On one of the holidays, I gave Sasha a coffee maker. Great car, by the way. And it is relatively inexpensive, and makes excellent coffee. The cat didn’t like it. With an air of “some kind of garbage brought into the house again,” he sniffed the typewriter. I thought a little, and ate the box. Presumably in protest.
And then the rubber band disappeared from the horn. Sealant. They blamed me instantly.
“You threw it away with your coffee!!
— It’s not me!!!
But not a cat!
— Urururu!!!
I was angry because it was not my fault. Because I don’t drink coffee! I don’t even know how to use it! Although it seems simple. He poured coffee into the horn, inserted it into the machine and turned the lever. Then you need to shake out the contents from the horn and wash it. It was at this stage that the gum disappeared. We argued for a long time about who was to blame. Then quarantine happened and we stayed at home. The age-old question came up again. I knew that Sasha was to blame, but he blamed everything on me ((
They played scissors on the stone. It turned out that I. Crap. But that’s because the cat didn’t participate!! Honestly!
I rummaged through the internet. The usual thing is that these rubber bands are often lost. Can be ordered on the site. It costs almost a thousand rubles! True, not one elastic band, but along with a cup that is inserted into the horn. We worked on the mistakes, and connected the two parts. So that all the armless people there do not lose what they need!
Ordered, received, used. Or rather, they used it.
Today I got up, dragged myself to the kitchen, and was stunned. The whole table is covered in some black crumbs. I would never have guessed if the horn had not been lying on the floor !!
“Saaash!!!” I yelled in anticipation.
— Yes, I get up! — Sasha called out from the bedroom.
Drinking coffee last night again?
“Uurruurru,” the cat drawled, and disappeared. He couldn’t stand our long-standing dispute.
“Now I’ll wash it!!” He grumbled discontentedly.
Aha! He himself forbade me to even touch the machine! Be-be-be.
— Late!
— In terms of?!
He entered and looked around the mess. I gave the horn. Empty. No coffee, no cup, no gum.
— Skizi, damn it !!!!
“Uuuuu.” The curtain howled lingeringly.
Found a cup. And gum too. True, separately. A cup in the couch, a rubber band in the toilet. Sasha tidied up for a long time and grumbled at the cat. The cat snarled from behind the curtain. And I figured, what is it that I want? And what?! It is clear who is to blame now, well, then, at the same time! The cost of a new part, delivery, plus moral damage … Perhaps, it will pull on new sneakers. Or a handbag? Or not, better exercise bike. I want for a long time! Hooray)) It seems that I will have an exercise bike!)))
