You can immediately see that he kissed the sun))) It is immediately obvious that he kissed the sun)))
I want to quote something. I always suspected that Skeesey had creative lawyers, but what would be so?! I was on the subway when I read this. I usually smile rather reservedly. People are around, and you can’t laugh like a horse. But here I couldn’t resist. I fell out of the car before reaching the final one, and laughed like a demoniac ((Forgive me, if you suddenly saw someone)) An unkempt aunt in a lettuce sweater, laughing like crazy — that’s me. It happened because I vividly imagined how the people’s court awarded Skizi my liver, and Sashkino «something.»
Larisa Alexandrova
Mazonkin! It’s time to file a lawsuit in the court of cats! Take Bubbles as a lawyer — and to the answer of these .. kind of softer .. okay — evil owners! As compensation, the cat and I are ready to consider: 1. Rocker!!! 2. A jar of quince jam. 3. Arrival for a week to visit Bubbles with his grandmother (without a broom, but with meat).
Cat Martysh
Larisa Alexandrova, I support!
Irina
Larisa Aleksandrova, add: 4. Plant the balcony with marigolds.
Larisa Alexandrova
Irina for sure! how could you forget
Diamanta Dinara Karmin..
Larisa Alexandrova, Yes, from the Bubble such a lawyer that Mazon
throw the liver Sashkin will be awarded,
and not like an apartment and everything that you have listed above.
Nadezda Grihina
Larisa Alexandrova, Bubbles — as witnesses!
Diamanta Dinara Karmin..
Larisa Alexandrova,
And also for Julia to pay
would they all cruise to the Caribbean,
(Well, this is instead of the Crimea, where Mazon
kin flew by),
And the most important thing:
The vest that Julia
and did not beg from the southern sailors
for Mazonkin, and because of this
did not make a maritime career,
and did not:
Commanders of the almost guards
reconnaissance platoon of the First Cherno
Naval Regiment foreman
Powder flask!
(Well, Mazonkin would change his last name,
to storm Belyaevka station
take it and earn the Glory of a Hero!)
And so … Yulia Mason’s vest
well, I didn’t bring it, Belyaev station
ka Mazonkin at the head of a platoon of scouts did not take by storm,
Did not become powdery …
Total bad luck for the cat
sadness and depression!
Sit now Mazonkin in St. Petersburg
sky apartment, beg for food,
Yes, leftover food in the tray
wai along with what he stole from the owners, but this Heroic Cat could:
Take Belyaevka by storm!
Command a reconnaissance platoon!
Become more powdery! (Well, more beautiful
much, and it will be more heroic!)
But alas, none of this came true
s, AND ALL BECAUSE THE TELNYASH
MAZONKIN DID NOT HAVE CI!
(Sorry, I’m not yelling with caps right now, this is
just so the tragedy of the situation
emphasize!)
Oh, one solid: _Ururururur!
Hereinafter sad emoticons
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Tatyana L.
Larisa Aleksandrova, I join the petition in support of Skizokin!!!!))))
Cat Martysh
Diamanta Dinara Karmin .., rather Yulin.
Diamanta Dinara Karmin..
Cat Martysh, And what about Sasha then?
Dmitry Yamov
Diamanta Dinara Carmine.., Skizi will find something.
Cat Martysh
Dimitri, that’s it!
Diamanta Dinara Karmin..
Dmitry, INTELLIGENCE!
Oh, how is it, right? “He’s out there, but at least he’s got something, and I’m a little something, just that’s it!” I plead guilty only to the fact that I ruined the cat’s career by not buying a vest! As for the rest, well, no!
When I came home, I was filled with the desire to find the same sinful gum! I got dressed, washed, and began to search. My liver to him, so, yes?! Shish! First, I looked at the sofa.
— Urururu? — asked the Cat, also looking in.
«Where’s the rubber band?» I asked sternly.
The cat quickly climbed under the sofa and reported. No gum!
Let’s move on. Broke the balcony. The cat was active. Helped as much as I could! I looked where I couldn’t get.
— What, you work out my liver ?! — I grumbled.
In the end, the cat could not stand my attacks and yelled.
-Ururruuu Murruuu!!!!!- And he finished so plaintively.- Uuuuuuu.
Of course, I got through, but not so much that I would risk my own or Sashkin’s liver! The search continued. The cat was already looking at me not just condescendingly, but with some kind of sincere pity. The roof of the poor thing went, not otherwise! When Sasha came, we raced to meet him. The cat yelled about injustice and my insanity, I handed over lawyers and complained about petitions.
“You want my liver?!” Sasha was indignant.
— Urururuuu! — Bravo answered the cat.
-Oh well.
We, now the three of us, searched a little more, but finally gave up. To hell with her, with the liver. I went to do business. I need to clear out the closet. The one in the hallway. Somehow a lot of shoes are lying around there, and in general … I found it. Found in a boot that was in a bag that was in the closet. Maybe, gentlemen lawyers, now you will say that I put it there myself, and in general, everyone does this?!
— Soooo. -I threw a shaggy, wool-covered elastic band to the cat. This, by the way, is irrefutable proof! Wool small, peach color. And one mustache. Rigid, white, long.
-Uuuuuuu.- The cat drawled and quickly ran away.
In addition to gum, there were two receipts and one nut in the closet. Nut, probably Sashkin. And the receipts, by the way, are not paid.
Guilt has been proven!
Now a question for you, dear. What part of the cat can you take?!)))))) Liver for liver? If anything, Sasha does not pretend to anything!)))