On Friday I came home a little later than usual. When Sasha comes, the cat and I run to meet him in a race. When I come later, they meet me together. The cat meekly sits in Sasha’s arms.
— Hello! — Sasha is happy.
— Ururu Mururu?! The cat grumbles unhappily.
Well, of course, I’m coming home for this!!
Sasha reaches out to hug me. And the cat, on the contrary, rests on its paws and repels. Well, clearly, clearly!
— I buy your food! — I am outraged on duty.
The cat gets out of hand and runs to check his jars. It also resonates throughout the house. Only one bank left yesterday. Tomorrow they will just bring more, but the cat does not know about it.
— Uuuuuuu ?! — He yelled indignantly and ran to complain to Sasha.
— Yeah, run, cat, run!
And Sasha is always on his side. And hug, and caress, and scratch behind the ear. It’s just that I can’t. But today the last bank remained …. The thought process was directly reflected on the cat’s face. He walked towards me with a heavy gait.
— Meow. — How much flour in these sounds!
Okay, pet! Thank you, you are our sufferer!
And so it happened that the cat was sitting on my lap when Sasha announced that his sister was coming.
I got scared. Seriously, I freaked out. The cat even shuddered all over. First, we don’t know her. And strangers in my territory scare me. No, we sometimes communicate with her on social networks and congratulate each other on holidays. But that’s not all. Secondly, I am also a sister. Both older and younger. When my older sister introduced us to her husband, I immediately liked him. More precisely, not so. I instantly felt sympathy and respect for this holy man!)) And when my younger brother brought his girls to us … No, they were all nice, and I was friendly. Honestly!! But… I didn’t say anything, didn’t give out my opinion in any way, but I didn’t always think about them flatteringly. One is too tender, it’s also a scarlet flower for me, and the wine whipped out the most !! Who the hell is this?! Ahhh.. yoga instructor! I thought it was a boy. Or a horse. Bliiin, this one smokes e-cigarettes right on my couch! You’re here, chicken!! Also broke my favorite plate!! Brother, maybe better than a boy? Or a horse?! And this one is beautiful. Very beautiful. Thin, flexible. But the cat doesn’t like it. Hmm… He probably eats babies at night to have such skin!
I wasn’t fair. They were not bitches, they were not evil. Whatever it is, it’s none of my business. I said so. Brother, the main thing is that everything is fine with you. And in general, love is evil … The last thing I added to myself. Not by ear. And I know it’s not a gift. Hot-tempered and harmful.
“You won’t like anyone!!” He stated confidently, especially after I praised his next girlfriend. He fucking knew.
Now he is in search. Mom sighs heavily. And I think I could find one. To love him. Let him show me after the wedding. Eeehhh.
And now Sasha’s sister is coming to visit us.
The cat’s fur even stood on end, he was so taken with my fright.
“Alone?” Mentally praying not, I asked.
— Not. With a guy.
I exhaled.
“Urururu!” The cat grumbled, timidly stepping over its paws.
— You don’t mind?
— Of course not!!
— Ururu! — Yeah, of course.
No, I don’t really mind, I’m just afraid I won’t like it. We need to put things in order in the house, and the repair is not quite completed … We need to figure out what to cook … There are no products in the house.
Cat, did you hear? We have guests, and you have the last can left! — I whispered in a tragic voice.
«Urururu Oooo!!» The cat yelled.
«Someone’s gotta go hungry!»
“Uuuuuuuuuuu!!?!?!
The cat got nervous and ran to guard the jar. And what?! Am I the only one to be nervous?!
We will have guests at the end of August. There is time to get ready. But in general … If anything, I’ll set the cat on ((
