Morning, damn it. I’m sitting here in the bathroom on the floor and pouring peroxide on my knee. The cat, wet and frightened, looks in, but is afraid to enter. Sasha just shakes her head. Whether to feel sorry for me, scold the cat, or vice versa?
What am I?! I’m nothing! I’m not to blame!
Worth the heat. I’m not complaining, I’m glad! This is a rarity in our area, so much sun at once! Stuffiness at night, even though the windows are wide open. The cat is hot too. He saves himself by pushing the basin into the hallway. There’s a draft. Fall apart in his pelvis, and he’s good.
In the morning, as usual, I went to the shower. (No one stumbles over the basin. Well, you can also understand the cat, he’s in a fur coat!) I always turn on the water first and wait a bit. Let the very cold merge. The cat is not indifferent to this process.
So today, he stuck his curious nose, jumped on the side, walked back and forth. Honestly, someday I will push him there)))
The water got hot and I took a shower. At night, some kind of haze was dreaming, it is necessary to watch all sorts of horrors less. There, too, the girl was taking a shower, and they had already come for her … I shuddered. She poured the shampoo into her palm, lathered it in her hair, closed her eyes. And then something heavy, wet, terrible fell on my feet. I jumped. She opened her eyes, which instantly flooded the shampoo. Something swarming in the legs, poorly seen through the shampoo. I ran out of the bathroom screaming like a bullet. Entangled in the curtain, kissed her knee.
— What?!?! — Rushed to Sasha’s screams.
I glanced wildly at the tub, trying to wipe off the shampoo. And there, a poor little wet cat, putting his paws on the side of the tub, looked at me with round eyes.
— Skizi, damn it!!!
Kicked out the cat, washed off the shampoo. I poured peroxide on my knee. Crap. You won’t live to be old with this cat!