Now I will tell you everything. I didn’t disappear. It’s just that in Crimea I had expensive roaming and bad wifi.

— What else roaming, damn it ?! — I was indignant, because roaming seems to have been canceled.

— Crimea is an exception! The operator shrugged.

Oh everything.

There were three days left until the end of the vacation, when I opened my notebook. Okay. There was a zoo, Cape Meganom was, Dzhur-dzhur was, Mount Funa was, cross out. The military did not let us into the cave. We also delete. Soooo. The most delicious remains, Mount Ai Petri. And the city of Bakhchisarai. And there is Chufut-Kale, a cave city. More precisely, there are several of them, but one is enough for now. And the Khan’s Palace… Ehhh

— Saash. What do we delete?

— Delete it?

Well, let’s delete it. We then saw home for three days! You also need to rest! All we do is run around the mountains, but it wouldn’t hurt to lie on the beach … What a lie, I wanted to. And on Ai Petri and in Chufut-Kale. But…

And we went. They rushed once again along the serpentine. At first, we barely squeezed twenty and shied away from the oncoming lane. Then they got used to it. As soon as now on the boring roads of St. Petersburg to drive?!

In general, we arrived at the cable car. And there is a queue, I don’t know how in the mausoleum, I guess. One hundred circles of hell. They stood for a long time, but in the end they spat.

— Let’s go up in jeeps, and down in the trailer?

— Well, okay.

So we’ve already gone. That is OK. On the left is a cliff, on the right is a mountain, a tortoise lake, ship pines, a silver arbor.

They galloped upstairs … But everything is not so there. Where are my ruins with oriental sweets?! And cauldrons with plov?! And the tandoor?! As they gossip on Ai Petri, the owner of the savings bank bought the place and drove everyone a couple of kilometers further along the plateau. Well… Russia has come. Great and merciless. They didn’t leave hungry. And they didn’t come to eat! But I was so sad that I didn’t take a picture of the peak, I didn’t ride the bungee. A lot, a lot of people, queues everywhere, again they didn’t get on the trailer. We went downstairs already at six … I’m sad, Sasha is upset. Now back to Sudak, and we have not even completed the minimum program.

— Yes, it is. Let’s go to Bakhchisarai? — Sasha suggested.

This means that you will have to spend the night there, then again jump through the mountains, and when to swim ?! One last day left!

But, of course, we went. Because we are curious.

Overnight at the hotel. Of course, they didn’t want to let me in, as a Belarusian. And when we finally ended up in the room, I myself refused to stay there. I swear, judging by the stains on the floor, the walls, and everywhere else, someone was dismembered there. Maybe even eaten. But! There was a bed and a kettle)) And at five we left this wonderful place anyway.

Without even having breakfast, we went to the assault. The road to Chufut-Kale lies through the monastery.

They gave me a hood there. And thank you for that) Having taken a turn along the mountain paths, we got there.

Someone even had a house with a VIP view)))

The photo does not convey well, but there is a deep gorge outside the window. The spaces are impressive. And the nerves of the tenant too)) Now there are other tenants.

They didn’t feed me quickly. The truth is delicious and with a view of the Khan’s Palace.

We didn’t get inside. The line was huge and didn’t move at all. Generally. Apparently, they were allowed in groups. We returned to Sudak in the evening. And on the sea))) Already a day later we were home, and we were not at the winery …