The last three days have gone awry. Just darkness! On July 1, a new law regarding tobacco products came into force. The state wished, an honest sign was released, everyone was stunned. We, of course, prepared in advance. But everything is like in that joke! Either there are no buckets, then g … it’s over! With the receipt of goods poorly coped. She penetrated herself, taught the girl, mentally ticked the box, and was the first to go on vacation. I’m not a traitor, leaving company at a time like this. But besides being a responsible worker, I am also a good (at least I hope so) life partner. And Sasha has a vacation from the first, and there is no way to move it. Well, a day or two, where did not go. But this is the maximum. Therefore, it was decided to leave, to be.
-Yes, not a question! — Director dismissed.
— Aaaaaa. — the employees yelled.
— Thank you, dear. I know that now is not the best time. — Sasha was delighted.
— Ururu! — The cat spoke out, although he was definitely not asked!
First, it was necessary to accept and send out invitations for cooperation to all counterparties with whom we are going to continue working. And it started! Either the mail is not the same, then they are not ready, then there is no Internet. Then the signed documents were not sent. Why, why, make hundreds of buttons “send”, “sign”, “sign and send”, “approve and send”, “approve”. If all the same works only to «sign»?!?
— Some kind of bug! — Our full-time programmer shrugged.
I started having a nervous tic. The first came, because of the cat I chronically didn’t get enough sleep, nothing worked, it’s time for a vacation, and I don’t even have a swimsuit!
— Third — the end! Sasha was worried.
“Leave in any case and don’t be nervous!” the director assured.
— Where?!?! Nothing works! — yelled employees.
— And how do we know why? — Programmers yelled in chorus, both technical support and our staff, in unison.
“Ururu!” In the evening, the cat reported importantly, although he could have remained silent.
The second passed in a blur. The goods arrived. Everyone is panicking. Something is not working again.
“If you don’t figure this out right now, I… I…” I yelled into the phone to our programmer, who himself understood everything. I WILL GET MY CAT ON YOU!!!
It popped out on its own. But it turned out to be just a magic spell!
— If you immediately, right now, do not accept the invitation, I will not accept your order! — That’s what should have worked!
But it worked quite differently!
— Yes, damn it. Your invitation has not been accepted.
— Now!
“Now, immediately, this second, otherwise, I swear, I will set my cat on your accounting!”
For the third number, they managed to do everything, and deal with all the plugs. Those support giggled, but helped, because I threatened that their Internet cable would eat my cat, and he can do it, passed! Most likely, of course, by the third number, everyone has already figured out what and how it works. But I want to believe that the magic phrase helped))) at least relieved tension, everyone giggled and it became easier to think. Therefore, on the third day, on Friday evening, I came home with a bottle of wine, a new swimsuit, and a baby pink pate for the cat))))
— Have a nice rest! — Admonished at work.
— Hooray! We’re going on vacation! — Sasha was delighted.
“Urururu!” The cat mumbled smacking his pate.
For once, say nothing!
