Now I will tell you how to bring a person to a heart attack. This is a unique recipe from Skizi Mazonkin. I plan to patent
You will need:
- One bad cat. You can take anyone, I had a peach one.
- One raincoat. Transparent. It is possible in the color of the shower curtain, but then I can’t vouch for the result.
- One victim.
Already guessed?
Okay, I’ll tell you how it was with us. It has been raining recently, quite heavily. Sasha was working in Zelenogorsk that day, and I had to get home on my own. Naturally, spoiled by door-to-door delivery, I found myself without an umbrella and a jacket. It’s OK! I bought a raincoat. I was already driving home when it started to rain heavily. Came home wet to the knees. I had to pour water out of my boots. I removed the raincoat and hung it in the bathroom. For the shower curtain. To flow into the bath, not on the floor. Anyone would do it! Shouldn’t you hang it in a closet?
Sasha came late and we immediately went to bed. And at night the cat danced. Jumped, judging by the creak of claws, in the bath.
— Mazonkin? — I hissed, demanding silence.
-Immediately calm down!!! — Sashka growled.
Then his patience ran out and he went to rein in our poor little cat… How he screamed… how he screamed!! I mean Sasha.
I immediately rushed to the bathroom. Sasha was cursing, the cat was sitting under the toilet.
-What?!
-He hung on the curtain! And then I moved the curtain, and the cat remained hanging!!!!!!
I started giggling. And then completely laugh.
— Ururuuu muruu urur! — The cat spoke out from under the toilet, but did not dare to go out.
-Yes, you go! — Sasha was indignant and went to sleep.
— Ururuuu! — The cat slipped out along the wall.
The raincoat had to be thrown away. I could not sleep for a long time, and giggled into the pillow. Sasha was indignant, the cat cursed, and I could not help laughing. And what? Well, I finally got it!! Always me, but now not me! Wow. The cat even got the pate, otherwise the poor thing got scared! )))
