The guests arrived on Thursday. Sasha got it all wrong. Not to the Moscow railway station, but to Ladoga, and not at 7.00 but at 7.35.
Of course we are late.
Leaving the house, I waved a memorable belt in front of the cat’s nose. Sasha still pulled him out of the belly of the vacuum cleaner, but the cat had already changed his mind about playing with him))
— Behave yourself!
— Ururu! — The cat was offended.
And we rushed to the station. Found the guests, met, and went home.
— So, all things in the bedroom. Close the door. Do not leave a cat unattended alone with things! Sasha instructed in the elevator.
— Do not believe the cat! — I instructed.
— Especially on the word!
— Don’t feed anything!
He’s got a routine! Only morning and evening!
— Okay, okay! — The guests were indignant, and added. Haven’t we seen cats before?
We just looked at each other. Sasha opened the door to the apartment.
— Ururu … — The cat, as usual, jumped out into the corridor, but seeing the strangers, quickly turned back. — Oooooo.
— Oh, what a good one! — The guests were delighted.
— Ururu! — The cat responded displeasedly, but did not go far.
Things were removed to the room. The door was closed. Sat down for breakfast.
The cat looked at us with displeasure. Or behind your box of pies))) On the one hand, it’s even right, you never know what strangers have in mind!
Convinced that the pâtés were intact, the cat breathed a sigh of relief. But then the guests went to the bedroom. AND LOCK THERE. That was what was in the cat’s eyes as he followed them. Capital letters. And a little more mate in a small line.
— Maaoo! — The cat yelled in a bass voice and rushed to the assault.
After the third blow, the door opened cautiously.
“Urururu muruuu!!” the cat swore obscenely and went inside.
We couldn’t do anything. Just whine softly.
The glass clinked in the bedroom window. This cat landed and took over the observation post.
Then the guests decided to retire to the bathroom. The cat followed them and brazenly sat on the threshold.
In general, it was a protest march against everything. The impudent development of the apartment by strangers. Bold closing of doors. Against the oppression of cats, although this was not in my thoughts.
— Skizi, don’t interfere! — I was indignant.
“Ururu Mururu!! — The cat snapped. He was not going to leave the guests unattended.
Time was pressing. I invited the guests to rest after the train and only then go for a walk, and I myself got ready for work. Oh what a start!
— Ururu!! Murrruuuuuuu!!” The cat yelled indignantly and rushed to the door. Probably wanted to put someone else’s shoes out the door. For clarity.
— No thanks. We’d better go with you right away! — Said the guests.
Failed to convince. And for a long time the cat yelled after everything that he thinks about the guests, and about us at the same time. You could even hear it in the elevator!
“Maybe he needed to say that we would be back?” The guests asked in a whisper.
“Then there will be a surprise. Sasha chuckled.
Here she asked the cat in a human way — do not disgrace !!
