Found this old photo. The cat is called superman))) This happens when you rustle with packages all night, and the owners have weak nerves))))) I found an old photo. The cat is called superman))) This happens when you rustle with packages all night, and the owners have weak nerves)))))
I’m a little embarrassed to post such photos … But it seems to me that you can’t surprise us, which slaves, with anything.
Oh, I present! Mazonkin’s lawyers clutched their heads. Do not drink the orphan! Not otherwise than climbed for water! No no. For this, I adapted a whole clay pot. He can’t turn over, he can’t move from his place, he screams, of course, but he drinks)) And then he deigned to eat a toilet sticker. Calm down, I already ripped it off!
I used to take pills that were thrown into the tank all the time. But with us this is a complicated matter, you need to climb through the hatch, move the cabinet, then lure the cat out of there. In general, I decided to try. The balls seemed too big, the boxes too … And then the gel caught my eye. But I was tormented by vague doubts … In the end, I left the store with stripes. Glue under the rim, and that’s it! I locked myself in the toilet at home. Everyone knows this, the main thing is not to attract the attention of the cat. While he was shouting under the door, I read the instructions. By the time the door threatened to fall off its hinges, I had stuck everything and washed my hands.
“Well?!” She asked sternly, opening the door.
“Urur!!!” Skizi let out a battle cry and flew into the bathroom at full speed.
He quickly looked around, gave me a contemptuous look, and walked away, his tail held high.
As they say, nothing foreshadowed … But before going to bed, I made sure that the lid was down. I even wanted to put something on top, but did not provoke.
Woke up in the night with noise. Bam, bam, bam. I sat up in bed. I listened.
“What the hell is this?!” Sasha growled.
— The cat breaks the toilet. I murmured sleepily and went to look.
Everything was so. Our cover is serious, like a cap. It can lift, but not open. bam!
“Mazonkin!!” I hissed.
— Urur ?! — The cat was so carried away that he didn’t even understand anything at first. Roaming around excitedly. Then he came to his senses and rushed out of the bathroom screaming. I just had time to get out of the way.
I looked under the lid. Looks like it didn’t get there. But it’s clear that it will! It is better to remove this contraption completely, otherwise you will get more. And I tried…
Who even designed these things?! Nasa along with the Ministry of Defense?!?! This thing has not been washed, peeled or scraped off!! When Sasha came to ask what was happening, I was already completely desperate.
— Ururu muru! — The cat answered him. Might as well shrug. Everything, crazy unkempt! And I have nothing to do with it!
— Shut up and go to bed.
Such a good plan! And how to sleep when the lid slams, the cat yells, the husband swears?! And do not put the same toilet on the balcony! And the cat can’t be locked up either. The cat is nowhere to be locked up!
That is OK. By morning, the sticker had been torn off. They let the cat check. Judging by the dissatisfied grumbling, the night was not in vain! I offered to burn the remaining strips on a ritual fire. Sasha suggested sealing the cat’s mouth. The cat did not approve of the idea and snapped already from behind the curtains. We agreed that we would just throw it away.
But next time I will support Sasha!
